by Mulator » Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:44 pm
HA! I've got BATS! This is a truly pathetic story, but I have freakin Bats so you have to read on!
Every night I go outside and watch the Bats fly around through my yard....every night....this morning, I took my dog Rebel (yellow lab...my brother) out for a water break (bathroom) and as he was checking the surroundings, I decided to check my bat houses again....afterall, I have been checking them for the last couple of weeks.
I walked up and looked for droppings...nothing. I decided to step up on a chair to make sure that there were not any wasps in the house (since some had been cruising in the area recently) and WHAM....A BAT THWAPED ME IN THE FOREHEAD! The next two came out in full force and bolted off before I could even flinch. Naturally, I screamed like a little......(person I guess...for the lack of a better term) and ran for the house! Man....I was running and heard this horrific noise and suddenly realized that the noise was coming from ME!
I ran so freaking fast that I blew out a flip-flop and reached the door and looked back...at this point, the bats were just flying like they were in some kind of panic! HA....I won....They were scared of ME! My dog was in a panic as well....I swear you could read the thought going through his mind....It read...."What the hell is he doing?" I don't think I have ever seen a tail so tight against that dog.
As I stood at the door (respecting the fact that I had won....and still being able to escape the true madness), I looked back and watched the bats fly around. They seemed intent on staying close to the house they had just exited, but I had to leave for work.
Maybe they will be back.....Now I feel like such a wimp......I'm scared to check, but the bottom line is I won. They came and they were scared!