I will start.
Method 1: Saw kerfsSuccessful: yes
Wood: 1/2" cedar fencing
Method: Repeated passes of the raw material (before cutting to length) under radial arm saw, to create 1/8" deep kerfs about 3/8" apart.
Pros: Works great on any kind of wood.
Cons: Takes some time and creates a lot of sawdust. But I think the time invested is in the neighborhood of manual scratching.
Method 2: Wallpaper scoring tool 

(in the photo above, I used both Method 1 & Method 2)
Successful: yes
Wood: 3/8" pine wainscoting, 1/2" cedar fencing
Method: Run the tool over the wood surfaces. Takes a little elbow grease, but not bad. The teeth leave small puncture marks in the wood.
Pros: Relatively easy, but you will work up a sweat.
Cons: Probably would not work on hard wood. The outer edge of the tool makes some noise when you are pushing down hard.
Method 3: Round hole saw on electric drillSuccessful - no (sanity not retained)
Method - Put hole saw on drill, move it over wood surface while drill is on.
Pros: None
Cons: The hole saw just jumps all over the place, without doing much scratching to the wood. Also it felt dangerous as this spinning saw leaps off the wood toward your body. Positioning the saw at a bit of an angle worked a little better, but not much.